Presidential Olympics

Every four years, we get to watch TV coverage of the Summer Olympics and the presidential race at the same time. The candidates go after each other like Olympic competitors, but things can get a little mixed up.

For instance, Donald Trump thinks fencing is something done on the border with bricks and mortar and barbed wire.

And when Hillary Clinton plays tennis, she uses her own private server.

While it’s fun to watch the presidential candidates compete in the tradition of the Olympics, we’re most grateful they don’t do it wearing Speedos.


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