Keep Your Cool This 4th of July!
Top 3 things to wear to beat the heat on the 4th of July:
3. Haagen Dazs hat
2. Popsicle Speedo
And the number 1 thing to wear to beat the heat:
1. Sno Cone bikini top
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“Will tickle your funny bone. Damned clever!”
Jesse Sublett, Author, Musician, Austin Character
“Bill knows where the funny is!”
Shannon Sedwick, Esther’s Follies
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