Halloween is Coming!
Halloween is lurking around the corner. Here are some of the worst Halloween costumes you might see.
TOP FIVE WORST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES:
5. Zombie Massage Therapist
4. Frankenstein Karaoke Singer
3. Incredible Hulk Customer Service Rep
2. Bloodsucking Vampire IRS Agent
And the number one worst Halloween costume:
1. Edward Scissorhands Proctologist
“Bill has been making me laugh for over twenty years!”
“Will tickle your funny bone. Damned clever!”
Jesse Sublett, Author, Musician, Austin Character
“Bill knows where the funny is!”
Shannon Sedwick, Esther’s Follies
SUBSCRIBE TO MY MAILING LIST!
Subscribe for jokes, funny stuff, and book release news!