Top 3 ways you know you’ve gotten too much sun:
3. Your body sets off the smoke detector.
2. Your skin smells like someone is frying Spam.
and the No. 1 way you know you’ve gotten too much sun:
1. You’re so red, lobsters laugh at you.
“Bill has been making me laugh for over twenty years!”
“Will tickle your funny bone. Damned clever!”
Jesse Sublett, Author, Musician, Austin Character
“Bill knows where the funny is!”
Shannon Sedwick, Esther’s Follies