Keep Your Cool this 4th of July!

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Keep Your Cool This 4th of July!

Top 3 things to wear to beat the heat on the 4th of July:


3. Haagen Dazs hat


2. Popsicle Speedo


And the number 1 thing to wear to beat the heat:


1. Sno Cone bikini top


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