Summer’s Coming!

Funny man jumping in flippers and mask. Holiday vacation on a tropical beach at Maldives Islands.


Summer’s Coming!

Top 3 ways you know you’ve gotten too much sun:


3. Your body sets off the smoke detector.


2. Your skin smells like someone is frying Spam.


and the No. 1 way you know you’ve gotten too much sun:


1. You’re so red, lobsters laugh at you.


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